18.11.05

- Who do you think you are ?
- Leave hek now ! - Can' t you see that she' s the most beautiful bug in the world ?
STUP !
- You can' t play with this bugs love ! - I can' t believe it ! - Damn stupid frog !
- Are you ok sweety ? - A bit dizzy !
THERE ARE SEASONS IN WHICH THE MASS FROG ...
- Nice day, don' t you think ? - It don' t think it is such a nice day !
... GETS EXTREMELY ...
- I' m feed upwith your comments ...
... NERVOUS AND IRRITABLE !!
... stupid chatter about the wheather !!!
THEN, THE COMMON FROGS ...
- Are you ready ? - Yes ! - Let' s go !
... HAVE TO GET READY TO REACT IN A FAST AND FORCEFUL WAY !
- Grab him ! - The funnel ! - Don' t let him move ! - Bring the pitcher !
- Come on, we have him ! - His our' s !
IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT THEIR ...
... PHISICAL INTEGRITY, AND ...
- He has to drink it up !
... TO RECEIVE THE MUTANT FROG GRATITUDE !!
- Do you feel better ? - You have to rest. - Much better, thank you ! - Your glasses !

16.11.05

- Finally ! After four months lost in the dessert, we come back to the pond ! - A hero' s deal !
- We' ll be treated as heroes ! - There has been no such an important event since february '76
when a flying soucer landed here !
- Everybody has to be expecting us, since they know we are arriving ! - It' will be great !
- I feel the aclamations ! - Unbelievable ! - Such a long trip !
- Which country are you from ? - What' s your name ? - He is kind of bluish.
- A tim-baon desserts to spoons ! - With one cherry ! - Ok
- Here you have, vanille, chocolate ice-cream ! - And one cherry !
- Uauh !
- So long time working as a waitres and, have never seen before two bugs sharing desserts to with such a passion ! It has been unbelievable ! - Now we could go for an ice coffee !
- Let' s go
SOMETIMES, ADETECTIVE FROG, ALTHOUGH BEING A STRICT FOLLONCE OF THE LAW ...
- One day someone will see you ! - I think i will do it again tonight ! - It takes courage !
... CAN BE PUSHED TO BREAK A LAW !
- There' s no way back. - Come on, let' s go !
SOURROUNDED BY NIGHT' S DARKNESS AND SILENCE, HE GOES INSIDE MORE AND
MORE LONELY STREETS ...
... UNTIL HE FINDS A HIDDEN PLACE FAR FROM INQUISITIVE SIGHTS ...
- It seems a good place !
... WHERE HE CAN DO AN EXCEPTION FROM TIME TO TIME ! OK
- Forbid to smoke in the real word, but black novel characters should be alloned to have a cigarrete !
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WHEN A COUPLE OF BUGS DARE TO GO OUT FOR A TRIP IN A FULL MOON NIGHT ...
IT' S REALLY POSSIBLE THAT THEY WILL FIND SOME OBSTACLES THAT ...
- That' s the end of your trip !
... THEY WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO AVOID IF THEY HAVE A VALID PERMISSION ...
- We have a valid permission !
... WHICH WILL ALLON THEM TO GO ON ...
- So, can we go on ?
BUT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER ...
- Yes, it' s a valid permission for a couple of bugs !
... IF THEY HAD GOT THE PERMISSION FOR THE FORWARDER BUG !
- We have to go on walking ! Are you very tired sweetie ?
- Just a bit. - You allways take something out of these controsl !
- Do we share it ? - F**ck you ...

4.11.05

ALTHOOG THEY ARE THE LAW KEEPERS. IT IS NOT RARE THAT ...
- Do you remember the gas station robbery ? - It wasnit a robbery, it has a konapping !
... STRONG DISCUSSIONS APPEAR IN THE DETECTIVE FROGS CONGRESS ...
- I was in charge of the event ! - What are you saying, you fool !
- A kionapping ? That' s a lie ! - I was there !
... AND THEY WILL SURELY END UP FIGHTING !
- Damn you ! - You fool ! - You' ll see ! - That was an enbezzlement !
THEN IT' S THE TIME FOR THE F.B.I FROG AGENTS TO RESTABLISH THE PEACE ...
- Do not move, that' s a federal crime ! - It' snot !
... OF COURSE, UNLESS THAT THEY END UP ALSO IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER FIGHT !
- Someone call the police ! - Kick him ! - You bastard ! - You will know what' s a federal crime ! - That' s a clear xfile ! - You are under arrest ! - Catch them ! - Come on !!

IT' S A RAINY SUMMER NIGHT, AND FOUR FROGS WHO HAVE GONE OUT FOR A WALK,
ARE SUDDENLY EXPOSED TO A MISTERIOUS COSMIC RAIN !
- What' s going on ?
DNA MUTATION IS INMEDIATZ...
... AND THEY BECOME THE INVISIBLE FROG...
... THE ELASTIC FROG...
... THE TORCH FROG...
... AND THE THING FROG !
THAT' S HOW THE FANTASTIC FOUR FROGS GET BORN !
- Hey you three ! - I don' t want troubles in the pond ! - No yelling or pushing !
- Stop playing around, we had enough last year with the mass frog !
- They are nuts ! - The truth is that there aren' t many superheroe' s missions around here !
- Let' s play a backgammon ?
- Superheroes ! Bulls him !
WHEN THE CHERRY SEASON ARRIVES A SWEET-TOOTHED BUG WITH GASTRONOMIC
INTEREST...
... WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE WILL FIND THE MOST TASTEFUL FRUIT...
- What' s that ? Gosh !
... THAT' S WHY HE WILL LOOK FOR THE BEST AMONG THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHERRIES, THE BUG' S OR THE FROG' S ONES !
ALTHOUGH, HE PROBABLY WILL FIND IT AMONG THE WONDERFUL...
... HUMAN' S CHERRIES !!!
- Catch him !!! - What a cheek ! - Run ! Run !
A PROPER DETECTIVE FROG HAS TO BE ALWAY READY TO REACT...
- Ok boys ! - What' s the plan ?
WHEREVER HE PERCEIVES ANY DELICTIVE ATTITUDE !
- We' ll get into the bank at 10:05 AM through the nord gate !
EVEN WHEN HE IS READY TO ENJOY A DESERVED SPARE TIME...
- We will put the alarms out of action and we will neutralise costumers and worker' s !
AND HEARS ANY SUSPIAUS CONVERSATION...
- We' ll take the money and run away in Joe' s car ! - Doubts ?
HE NEVER HAS TO HESITATE TO INTERVENE TO END AND ILLEGAL SITUATION !
- If someone to stop us ? - We' ll eliminate them !
UNLESS IT' S JUST A TV SHOW
- Let' s go ! It will be a great blow !